The Munchkin Guide, as many people call it, is one of the definitive guide to people's takes on RPGs. There are many compilations of this, most based on the original assembled by Jeff Okamoto and Sandy Petersen. Here is a link to a the original compilation: The Munchkin Handbook.



First, the definitions from the original list just so you know what this is based on:

>REAL MEN, REAL ROLEPLAYERS, LOONIES AND MUNCHKINS

>By Jeff Okamoto, Sandy Petersen, and lots of others

>

>The Real Man

>    The tough macho type who walks up to the attacking dragon and orders

>it to leave before he gets hurt.

>

>The Real Roleplayer

>    The intelligent cunning guy who tricks the constable into letting you

>all out of prison.

>

>The Loonie

>    The guy who will do anything for a cheap laugh, including casting a

>fireball at ground zero.

>

>The Munchkin

>    Need we say more?



Then, the Amtgard version:

General Opinion - Amtgard:



Real Men - Jump right in

Real Role-players - Think there's too much combat, but willing to try it out

Loonies - Are nervous about their antics when everyone around them is armed

Munchkins - don't like it until they get their hands on a rulebook



Favorite Class:

Real Men - Barbarian

Real Role-players - Monk (but lament about there being no Duelist)

Loonies - Bard

Munchkins - Wizard



Favorite Class not in the rulebook:

Real Men - Pirate

Real Role-players - Duelist

Loonies - Anti-reeve

Munchkins - Ninja



Favorite Monster:

Real Men: Lizard Man

Real Role-players: Vampire (like there was any doubt)

Loonies: White Rabbit

Munchkins: Darklord Dragon



Favorite Amtgard activity:

Real Men:  Ditch Battles

Real Role-players:  Quests

Loonies:  Free-for-all

Munchkins:  Class Battles



Favorite Jugging Position:

Real Men:  Heavy/Back

Real Role-players: Quick

Loonies:  Chain, with 2 flails

Munchkins: query, "What's Jugging?"



Favorite Kingdom:

Real Men - Iron Mountains

Real Role-players - Wetlands

Loonies - The Great NW Kingdom

Munchkins - *whatever kingdom gives out the most awards.



Favorite Belt:

Real Men:  Sword

Real Role-players: Serpent

Loonies: Flame

Munchkins: Crown



Favorite Weapons:

Real Men: 2H Sword 

Real Role-players: Florentine

Loonies: Siege engine that fires stuffed animals from Zol's castle

Munchkins: 20+' polearm behind a shield wall



Favorite Spell:

Real Men: Protection from Magic

Real Role-players: Honor Duel

Loonies: Charm

Munchkins: Healer Stun



Response to seeing an enemy wizard start "Doomsday":

Real Men:  Charge

Real Role-players:  go off and try to trick the other team in to being

        in range while his is out of range

Loonies:  Try to disrupt the wizard by shouting out random numbers the entire time

Munchkins:  Start their own doomsday and finish it first



Favorite Combo:

Real Men: Sword & Board

Real Role-players: Confusion (on Barbarian) and pass w/out trace

Loonies - Lend & Mutual Destruction

Munchkins - Doomsday/COP



Favorite Event:

Real Men: Gathering of the Clans

Real Role-players: Olympiad

Loonies: Virtual Clan

Munchkins: Whatever event gives out the most free stuff



Favorite camp at clan:

Real Men: Claw Camp, with plenty of side-trips to Saracen City

Real Role-players: Saracen City, with plenty of side-trips to Happy Camp

Loonies: Don't know the camps, they're just visiting from Cloudcroft.

Munchkins:   Whatever camp will give them the most booze.

*I'll admit I listed a kingdom here when I first wrote this, but deleted it to not cause trouble...